I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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