that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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