i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
dude. I can hear the air.
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