adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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