so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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