That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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