3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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