Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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