Your tits are I can't wait for
im six kinds of drunk right now
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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