Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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