If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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