Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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