In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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