Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
someone threw a dead crab at me
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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