All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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