I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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