Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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