he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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