Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
you inspire me to be a worse person
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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