i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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