Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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