I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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