Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Randomize