People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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