If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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