I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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