She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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