Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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