Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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