Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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