Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
there is puke in my bra ... again
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