I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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