i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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