i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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