i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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