Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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