Welp...herpes.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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