She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
dude i'm inner monologue high
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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