you mean i was at the winter classic?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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