i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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