I hate all girls vehemently.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
and you fell through a lawn chair
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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