: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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