I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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