I wish I could punch you in the face.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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