Little spoons don't ask big questions
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
