I feel like abortions should bother me more
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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