your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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