We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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