So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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