Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
