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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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