ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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