It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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