yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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